.:: Evalyn Lin ::. Chinese Take Out, Evalyn Lin It is no ancient Chinese secret that Evan has a case of yellow fever. His smoking hot wife, Tera Patrick, and he both agree that asian chicks were put on this earth as some sort of subservient sex kittens. Evalyn is what we call a sleeper. Not your typical hot import nights asian glamour girl, but more like the girl at Chinese laundry, but don’t be fooled, Evalyn sucks and fucks with the best of them and takes the big dick like a champion. Evalyn gets a blinky as the happy ending coats her slanted vision. They’re all sluts!